Team Name: Anything with the word "Jewish" in it.
Most Likely Seen: Wearing a t-shirt under a t-shirt under a button down.
Other nicknames: Strawberry Banana
Draft style: Haphazard. His goal is to be the first done. The more time for cigarette breaks, the better.
Playing style: Scared and conservative.
Best finish: 6th
Years played: 6
Dream team:
- PG: Rafer Alston
- SG: Allen Iverson
- SF: Amare
- PF: Amare
- C: Amare