Monday, November 5, 2007

Player Profile: Poobie

Name: Poobie
Team Name: Anything with the word "Balls" in it. (Examples: Blue Balls, chocolate saltyballs, Ball Sweat, Gilbert's Grapes)
Most Likely Seen: Stumbling home from the bar, well after bar time.
Other nicknames: 'Left Ball'
Draft style: Passive, but precise. He goes for balance and depth. He is the yin to Cardiff's yang when it comes to Washington Wizards and/or Maryland players. Known to toss out sleepers early on to lock them down.
Playing style: Would rather watch NCAA
Best finish: 5th
Years played: 6
Dream team:

* PG: Steve Francis
* SG: Richard Hamilton
* SF: Richard Jefferson
* PF: Troy Murphy
* C: Zydrunas Ilgauskas


The Misers said...

I prefer mikey's roofies' original image. Who edited it?

Never Won said...

You'd be a lot cooler if you were dead.

Blue Balls said...

Am I that easy to be read?

Cardiff Giant said...

Are you that easy to be read? I don't even know how to make fun of that? Is that a typo or is you just having two long day?