As a dedicated fantasy owner there are several things that really dig through your heart and come out your backside grinning. One of them is seeing your star player ejected or injured in the first quarter of a Sunday night game. Another is having a player you just traded away blow-up and become a monster force for the remainder of the season. But, in my opinion, nothing is worse than having two of your best players sit out of the fourth quarter of a 30-point blowout.That was until I just watched John Salmons drill three triples in a row, like he's fucking Larry Bird. Of course when I needed two points to advance to the finals last year, that mother fucker missed three three-pointers in the last ten seconds of the final game, and cost me over a grand. I repeat, he missed three three-pointers in ten seconds!
Fucking Salmons.
