An Important Message from Agent Zero

From Gilbert Arenas's Blog:

Don't Put Me on Waivers
Have you seen my stats? For all my fantasy owners, do not give up on me yet. I know my three-point percentage is horrific right now – 1-for-17 – but I think the rims are broken around the league. David Stern, you need to look into fixing these arenas. But really, 1-for-17, I’m shooting worse than … I don’t know who to say without pissing somebody off. I’m just shooting really bad right now, but I’ll get the mojo back in a minute.

I found some humor/irony in the sentence "David Stern, you need to look into fixing these arenas."

Player Profile: Poobie

Name: Poobie
Team Name: Anything with the word "Balls" in it. (Examples: Blue Balls, chocolate saltyballs, Ball Sweat, Gilbert's Grapes)
Most Likely Seen: Stumbling home from the bar, well after bar time.
Other nicknames: 'Left Ball'
Draft style: Passive, but precise. He goes for balance and depth. He is the yin to Cardiff's yang when it comes to Washington Wizards and/or Maryland players. Known to toss out sleepers early on to lock them down.
Playing style: Would rather watch NCAA
Best finish: 5th
Years played: 6
Dream team:

* PG: Steve Francis
* SG: Richard Hamilton
* SF: Richard Jefferson
* PF: Troy Murphy
* C: Zydrunas Ilgauskas