Eat Your Words

Classic Cardeef. Puff the chest, drop an F-Bomb and accuse everyone else for not "manning up."

Cardeef proposed trading his AI and Sean Williams for my Dirk and Pau.

Honestly, if Cardeef is tired of being "good on paper," he should come up with a better proposal.

Roll Mr. League VII

Professionally speaking, I manage the distribution of hundreds of millions of dollars. Nevertheless, I spent all day today thinking about what product Dirkilicious uses in his hair before road games.

Then, the Foye news hit. It took all of my strength not to drop him. The only thing that is keeping Foye on my team right now is the absolute certainty that if I drop him, I have borrowed a play from Never Won's playbook (a/k/a Loser's Row). If Foye hits the waiver wire, Mikey's Roofies will definitely pick him up. I don't want to get Roofied.

Can this season start already? PLEASE!

Roll Mullets