Only in Dreams

This is NeverWon, reporting live from Boston, home of the 2007-2008 World Champion Boston Cel...errrr, ok, not yet.

Anywho, last night I had some crazy dreams.

The first one was that I unleashed a profanity-laced tirade on my boss. I'm pretty sure I had the same dream later that night, although in analyzing the two dreams now, it's possible they were all part of one long, intense dream sequence. Like the Wizard of Oz. Or

The second (or third?) dream was that Yao went down with a major, major injury.

Considering that I'm like one more "Hey NeverWon, did you get a chance to do that report we talked about," from releasing said profanity-laced tirade on my boss, I suppose it's entirely possible that Yao goes down with an injury. Tonight. On ESPN.

I'll be watching.

A few final points about this post:

1) It's taboo to openly root for injuries to happen to players not on your team. I get that. But this was a dream. Just call me Joseph when they're helping Yao off the court in the near future.

2) If LeaguePass offered a "one week" option, I'd be buying it right now for my parents' place.

3) The night before Thanksgiving typically brings one of NeverWon's top-10-drunk-nights-of-the-year. I'm not sure where that fits here but I felt it was worth mentioning.

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

I get it, NBA League Pass. You want me to have a life. No sense in have Loser's Row sitting at home on a Saturday when there's a whole city of women out there just waiting to do the Dolphin with him.

I WILL RESIST YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SUBTERFUGE!

Now could you please put the Seattle - Charlotte game on. Kthxbai!!!!

Flux Evolution

The Flux is a conflicted beast.

He is someone who has threatened at various times to leave the league. He is someone who wanted to split is team this year with another manager. He is someone who last year refused to even order StatTracker until Cardeef, his roommate at the time, caught him sneaking looks at it on Cardeef's computer.

But Flux is slowly coming around; his passion for fantasy hoops is like a little caterpillar just waiting for the cocoon to grow. One day we will make him a butterfly.

That day may be sooner than we think. Witness his excitement over our full lineups tonight as well as his attempt to get a free subscription to League Pass:

I can't wait...I'll be right next to the computer

Just so you know, I was on the phone with the cable company last night because the new DVR boxes are so terrible and I've finally had it with the problems its caused. When they told me they would be patching the problems shortly I asked them if they would credit my account with anything. They said they would take off the DVR service from my bill for the month and give me a premium channel for free for a month. I asked for the NBA Package. They said No. I was upset.

Live Blogging the Last 7 Minutes of my Life

6:03PM: StatTracker ordered.
6:04PM: Roll StatTracker.
6:05PM: Call TimeWarner.
6:06PM - 6:09PM: On hold.
6:10PM: Order League Pass. Roll League Pass.