Where a waste of time happens.

I'm more than a little perturbed because I spent the better part of an otherwise worthless day putting this together, and it pretty much looks like crap. I don't even know if you can read the words, but I'll be damned if I'm just going to trash it. So here, blow me.

UPDATE: For a breakdown of the commercial photos, click here

What A Beautiful Mind

Many people, places and things annoy the crap out of me. Few put a smile on my face. One thing that performed the latter occurred last night during the Kings-Warriors game.

Ron Artest got fouled hard on his way to the hoop by none other than his crazy Wonder-Twin-activate-form-of-.44-magnum, Steven Jackson. As Artest eerily approached the foul line and took three solid dribbles, a graphic flashed up on the screen next to his viscious scowl.

RON ARTEST
Nickname: "Ron-Ron"
College: St. John's
Major: Mathematics

Terrified. Mortified. Petrified. Stupefied... by you.

I Want Salmons Tonight, Salmons Tonight

With Ron Artest returning from his 7-game banishment, where is everyone's favorite player, John Salmons, in tonight's starting lineup?

This is from the Sacramento Bee's game preview:
Probable starters
Kings

No. Player Pos.

32 Francisco García PG

23 Kevin Martin SG

93 Ron Artest SF

33 Mikki Moore PF

52 Brad Miller C

I probably just screwed myself Never Won-style by gloating about this and Salmons will be starting over my boy Garcia, however, this is so worth it.

Breakdown of commercials photos

Here is abreakdown of the photos from the commercial:

For a breakdown of the individual logos, you will have to wait for the release of the upcoming Player Profiles.