Monday, November 12, 2007

Will You Be My Friend?

As a dedicated fantasy owner there are several things that really dig through your heart and come out your backside grinning. One of them is seeing your star player ejected or injured in the first quarter of a Sunday night game. Another is having a player you just traded away blow-up and become a monster force for the remainder of the season. But, in my opinion, nothing is worse than having two of your best players sit out of the fourth quarter of a 30-point blowout.

That was until I just watched John Salmons drill three triples in a row, like he's fucking Larry Bird. Of course when I needed two points to advance to the finals last year, that mother fucker missed three three-pointers in the last ten seconds of the final game, and cost me over a grand. I repeat, he missed three three-pointers in ten seconds!

Fucking Salmons.


Never Won said...

To those of you who I've offered Salmons up in trades, please read this post twice.

Cardiff Giant said...

from rotoworld:

John Salmons led Sacramento with 22 points and shot 3-for-3 from 3-point range in Monday's big loss to Utah.

Salmons is averaging over 20 PPG for the Kings in the early going. However, suspended Ron Artest will back in uniform on Wednesday and recently acquired Beno Udrih is expected to provide a larger role going forward as well. This is a fantastic time to trade Salmons while his value is likely at its apex.