Typical Liberal Media Bullshit

After my weeks of barking and chest-puffing, I finally sealed the first deal of the season. I would like to thank my trading partner TBS, as well as the other folks who helped me along the way. I could not have gotten a real Center without you. I'd also like to thank Jesus, for whom all praise is due.

However, despite all the joy and back-patting and dick-sucking, there is one thorn in my side that I'd like to let breathe.

Email to Cardeef from Never Won (prior to trade):
"If [TBS] accepts [that] trade I’ll fly to Chicago and kill him."

Email to The Miser from Never Won (after the trade):
"And there goes TBS, just running his fucking team the way it wants to be run. Unreal."

Can someone tell me what in the hell is going on there?

Some Good Old Fashion Trivia

Fun fact question: What do Richard Jefferson, Dwight Howard, Cuttino Mobley, Grant Hill, Chris Bosh and David Lee all have in common?

Fun fact answer: They were all on Family Feud today playing against their moms.

Family Feud Awkward Edition Awards:

Best Mother's Name: Meekness LeCato (Richard Jefferson's mom)

Whitest Guy on the Team: Richard Jefferson (David Lee was a distant second)

Trying Too Hard To Fit In: David Lee and David Lee's mom (awkwardness personified). David Lee's answer to Something women want close by during a bath: "If she's takin' a bath, she don't want to get too far from those lotions, Bro."

Enjoying Himself Too Much: Cuttino Mobley (dancing around, over-the-top laughing, crossing himself before giving an answer).

Worst Answer: Cuttino Mobley. Something that that a guy would talk about too much a bore and woman on a date: Her body. He said this in front of his mom no less. C'mon bro, how 'bout them lotions.

Looks Most Like Her Son: Dwight Howard's mom. This she-hulk looks like she could snag 20 rebounds herself against Eddy Curry

That's all for this episode of the Feud.

Or Maybe We Should Just Kill Him?

Who among us could say he would not kill to be an NBA player. The money, the fame, the ho interns? Would you turn it down? Well, would you, sir?

Unfortunately, none of us have the size, the talent, the will, the heart, the athleticism, the competitive spirit (aside from Dyl), etc. Well what about blackmail?

"Isiah has to start me," Marbury fumed, according to the source. "I've got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I'll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know." --NY Daily News

Atta boy, Steph. You show him. Fuck the conventional methods of success in basketball. Who needs to pass or practice or even play? Let's go old school and burn this mother fucker down. Scumbag.

UPDATE: Oh and it also appears that Eddy Curry is somehow involved in this fucking mess. Not sure what this means for The Fat Man, but now this dirty nonsense is starting to affect my team. If someone would just slather the ball with beef gravy, The Fat Man would undoubtedly lead the league in boards. Do I have to think of everything?