Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Or Maybe We Should Just Kill Him?

Who among us could say he would not kill to be an NBA player. The money, the fame, the ho interns? Would you turn it down? Well, would you, sir?

Unfortunately, none of us have the size, the talent, the will, the heart, the athleticism, the competitive spirit (aside from Dyl), etc. Well what about blackmail?

"Isiah has to start me," Marbury fumed, according to the source. "I've got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I'll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know." --NY Daily News

Atta boy, Steph. You show him. Fuck the conventional methods of success in basketball. Who needs to pass or practice or even play? Let's go old school and burn this mother fucker down. Scumbag.

UPDATE: Oh and it also appears that Eddy Curry is somehow involved in this fucking mess. Not sure what this means for The Fat Man, but now this dirty nonsense is starting to affect my team. If someone would just slather the ball with beef gravy, The Fat Man would undoubtedly lead the league in boards. Do I have to think of everything?


Best Team Ever said...

I don't understand why you're making Isiah out to be the victim. He's the bigger scumbag in this issue. Come to think of it, he's the bigger scumbag in every issue he's ever been involved in. How is that man still employed?

Shap said...

"How is that man still employed?"

James Dolan has taken a strong stance on the issue of sexual harrasment. His position can be summed up as: he's for it!

Cardiff Giant said...

I apologize if I misled anyone into thinking that Isiah is a victim here. There are no victims on the Knicks, only abhorrent cum guzzlers...and that's just the front office chicks AAAYYY-OHHHH