Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

Now by this point we are all well aware of the fact that The Miser is a total psycho. However, we must all admit that the vast majority of his episodes are psycho cliches, such as smashing his own head through a window or putting razor blades in the Halloween candy*. But every once in a while he'll grace you with a dash of unique psychosis and give you a fresh new set of holy-shit-this-guy-is-batshit-insane. Like when you get up in the middle of the night and find him sitting alone in the dark, in his suit, watching NBATV.

Help.

*SIDENOTE: This actually did happen. Whilst looking through the Duane Reade bag of Halloween candy that The Miser had bought, I found a package of Gillette Fusion Razor Blades in the bag. What a serial killer.

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