On Basketball, Bitches, and Buyouts

It looks like Stephon Marbury is on his way out of New York.

Let's analyze this from multiple angles:

1) $15 shoes.

No effect here. Shoes remain $15.

2) Steph's reputation.

No effect here. Steph's reputation remains sullied.

3) New Knicks intern's chastity.

Net positive effect. New intern labia remains unscathed.

4) Atlanta Hawks rotation.

Effect remains unknown. As do any other logical places for a 30-year-old point guard on the decline.

5) Loser's Row.

Net negative effect. Team remains mediocre and getting worse. Anyone (TheMisers) who pretends that Steph might still be good (even on a new team) is encouraged to speak up in the comments.

6) Nate Robinson.

Net positive effect. Especially if this move is accompanied by a lowering of the hoop to 9 feet.

7) Zeke Thomas.

Net negative effect. Fewer males remain to mouth kiss if roster spot goes unfilled.