Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Who me?

For an informative look at who the experts think the most valuable players are in the early going, we turn now to In their weekly "Race to the MVP" feature, the league's website has dubbed the following ten players the most superawesome (in reverse order):

10. Steve Nash, PG, Mikey's Roofies
9. Dwight Howard, FC, Moop Resurrected
8. Yao Ming, C, The Misers
7. Tim Duncan, FC, Mama Looch
6. Kobe Bryant, SG, Yom Kippur at Joel's
5. Allen Iverson, G, Cardiff Giant
4. Chris Paul, PG, The Misers
3. Tracy McGrady, GF, Cardiff Giant
2. Carlos Boozer, FC, Cardiff Giant
1. Kevin Garnett, PF, Best Team Ever

Self serving post? You're goddamned right it is. Now someone trade me some fucking blocks and rebounds already, A-Holes.


Shap said...

Seriously, though. Boozer at #2, and LeBron is not even on the list?

Cardiff Giant said...

raise your hand if you didn't think shap was going to write that exact post, verbatim.