Thursday, November 29, 2007

What A Beautiful Mind

Many people, places and things annoy the crap out of me. Few put a smile on my face. One thing that performed the latter occurred last night during the Kings-Warriors game.

Ron Artest got fouled hard on his way to the hoop by none other than his crazy Wonder-Twin-activate-form-of-.44-magnum, Steven Jackson. As Artest eerily approached the foul line and took three solid dribbles, a graphic flashed up on the screen next to his viscious scowl.

Nickname: "Ron-Ron"
College: St. John's
Major: Mathematics

Terrified. Mortified. Petrified. Stupefied... by you.

1 comment:

Shap said...

MATHEMATICS???? Come on, that HAS to be a joke... right??? Good lord.