Oh What A Night

The five things you don't want to hear while watching your players:

1. And that's two early fouls on [insert player name].

2. With his team up by 30 points going into the fourth, that'll be it for [insert player name].

3. He just looks awful, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see [insert player name] for the rest of the night.

4. And [insert player name] is getting up slowly, he went down grabbing that knee and--ouch that looked bad.

5. Yikes, I hope you don't have [insert player name] on your fantasy squad.