Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Only in Dreams

This is NeverWon, reporting live from Boston, home of the 2007-2008 World Champion Boston Cel...errrr, ok, not yet.

Anywho, last night I had some crazy dreams.

The first one was that I unleashed a profanity-laced tirade on my boss. I'm pretty sure I had the same dream later that night, although in analyzing the two dreams now, it's possible they were all part of one long, intense dream sequence. Like the Wizard of Oz. Or

The second (or third?) dream was that Yao went down with a major, major injury.

Considering that I'm like one more "Hey NeverWon, did you get a chance to do that report we talked about," from releasing said profanity-laced tirade on my boss, I suppose it's entirely possible that Yao goes down with an injury. Tonight. On ESPN.

I'll be watching.

A few final points about this post:

1) It's taboo to openly root for injuries to happen to players not on your team. I get that. But this was a dream. Just call me Joseph when they're helping Yao off the court in the near future.

2) If LeaguePass offered a "one week" option, I'd be buying it right now for my parents' place.

3) The night before Thanksgiving typically brings one of NeverWon's top-10-drunk-nights-of-the-year. I'm not sure where that fits here but I felt it was worth mentioning.


Cardiff Giant said...

didn't you have a dream last week about arenas having gout or something? or missing three months from a surprise surgery? i remember something about that.

Never Won said...

I think it was actually Amare not playing well on the second night of back-to-backs. Wait a minute...